Introducing the "Myocardial Infarction" quadruple bacon cheeseburger! This heart-stopping delicacy is packed with enough cholesterol and saturated fat to clog even the most resilient of arteries. Four beef patties are topped with a generous serving of crispy bacon, melted cheese, and a special sauce that's sure to send your blood pressure through the roof. Served on a sesame seed bun, this burger is a true heart attack on a plate. Perfect for those who want to shorten their lifespan and indulge in a little bit of culinary masochism. Don't say we didn't warn you. Enjoy at your own risk!