It was a quiet, peaceful morning in the suburban neighborhood of Magnolia. Larry, an elderly man with a kind heart, was sitting on his porch enjoying his cup of coffee. However, his tranquil morning was soon interrupted by the sound of his neighbor Phil's dog barking as it walked past his house. Larry sighed in frustration as he watched the dog leave another trail of poop on his perfectly manicured lawn. He had asked Phil countless times to either pick up the poop or take a different route, but Phil always brushed him off with a rude comment. "Go f@ck yourself, Larry!"
 
As the weeks went by, Larry's patience began to wear thin. He knew he couldn't confront Phil directly - the man was strong, aggressive, and quick to anger. So, Larry came up with a plan. One night, after everyone was asleep, he snuck out of his house and tiptoed over to Phil's. He found the spot where the porch light shone the brightest, pulled down his pants, and let out a big, wet, stinky poop. Larry couldn't help but feel a sense of satisfaction as he pulled up his pants and strutted back home with a smug grin on his face.
 
The next morning, Larry woke up and went about his day as usual, heading off to work at the bank. But little did he know, his actions had not gone unnoticed. Phil had a Ring camera on his porch, and it had recorded the entire incident. Phil was livid, and he immediately filed a police report with the video evidence.
 
In the early afternoon, two police officers arrived at the bank and asked to speak to Larry. His coworkers watched in shock as the officers questioned him about the video. Larry knew he was caught, and he crumbled under the pressure. He was arrested, handcuffed, and taken away in a squad car.
 
The case went to court, and the video was played for the jury. Larry was found guilty, and he was sentenced to a year in prison for his crime. As he sat in his cell, he couldn't help but regret his actions. He had let his frustration get the best of him, and he had ended up paying a steep price for it. 
 
But at least Phil never walked his dog past Larry's house again.
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