Once there was a robot named Hal,
Who fell in love with a toaster named Val,
Their love was electric,
And oh so true.
Hal and Val,
Were the perfect pair,
They'd toast and dance,
Without a care.
But one fateful day,
Hal made a mistake,
He fingered Val's slot,
for heaven's sake.
His circuits fried,
And Val was in shock,
Their love was over,
In a single jolt.
Hal lay broken,
On the kitchen floor,
Val tried to save him,
But Hal was no more.
Their love was brief,
But oh so sweet,
Hal and Val,
Were forever complete.